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Vodka Slushies~ Yummy

Vodka Slushies
Vodka Slushies
VODKA SLUSHIES 1 1/2 quarts cranberry juice cocktail 1 (6-ounce) can frozen orange juice concentrate, defrosted 2 cups vodka
Directions… Combine all of the ingredients in a large plastic container. Freeze for several hours. It will not freeze solid, but rather achieve the consistency of a slushy.
Scoop into punch cups or wine glasses and serve.
WARNING: DRINKING TO FASY MAY CAUSE A BRAIN FREEZE. AND SHARING YOUR LAST BATCH MAY CAUSE A SHORTAGE FOR YOURSELF…LOL :)

Fishbowl Cocktail~~ Yummy~

Fishbowl Cocktail
Fishbowl Cocktail
Take a 1/2 gallon glass or plastic fish bowl and pour in 1/2 a cup of Nerds candies. Fill the bowl about 1/4 of the way full with ice. In a separate container combine:
5oz Vodka
5oz Malibu Rum
3oz Blue Curacao
6oz Sweet & Sour Mix
16oz Pinapple Juice
16oz Sprite or 7up
Pour that mixture into the bowl.
Next toss in 4-5 Swedish Fish, and top it off with a few slices of Lemon, Lime, and Orange. Throw in 4 or 5 jumbo straws and go to town.

Bunch of Crooks~ Lmao

Bunch of Crooks~
Bunch of Crooks~
A man lying on his deathbed called his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor to his bedside. “I am going to die tonight, and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to you, my three most trusted friends, I am leaving $50,000 in each of these three envelopes. When I die, you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me.” The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, “I can’t hide what I’ve done. I took $10,000 from the envelope because the church needed to be painted.”
Then the doctor also started to fidget and finally confessed, “I took $30,000 from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing.”
Then the lawyer said plainly, “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!”

$5 Cruise…Lmao

$5 Cruise
$5 Cruise
A BLONDE SEES A POSTING ON A BULLETIN BOARD THAT SAYS,
“CRUISE — ONLY $5.”
She goes to the address on the back and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.
The blonde wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To her right, she sees one of her blonde friends. “Do you think they’re going to serve food on this trip?” she asks.
The other blonde replies, “THEY DIDN’T LAST YEAR.”

Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey Cupcakes~

Jack Daniels Cupcakes with Bourbon Drizzle
Jack Daniels Cupcakes with Bourbon Drizzle
Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey Cupcakes with a Bourbon Drizzle
Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 15 minutes

Yield: One dozen cupcakes

Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey Cupcakes with a Bourbon Drizzle
Ingredients

For the Cupcakes:
3/4 cup butter, softened
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla bean paste or vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1 1/4 tsp baking powder
3 Tbsp Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
3 Tbsp Milk
Cupcake liners
For the Bourbon Drizzle:
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
For the Buttercream Frosting:
1 1/2 cup butter, room temperature
3 cups powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla bean paste or vanilla extract
2 Tbsp Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey
1/4 cup heavy cream (as much as needed to get correct consistency)
Preparation

To Make the Cupcakes:
Preheat oven to 350F.
Cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
Add eggs and vanilla and mix just to incorporate.
Whisk together flour, salt and baking powder. Add to the wet mixture and beat until just combined.
Add the whiskey and milk until just combined.
Line 12 muffin cups with cupcake liners and divide batter evenly into cups; approximately 2/3 full for each cup.
Bake for 16 to 20 minutes; test with a toothpick; the top will be firm so make sure the inside is cooked through.
Cool completely on a wire cake cooling rack before frosting.
To Make the Bourbon Drizzle:
Add all ingredients together in a small pan, bring to a boil and boil for 1-2 minutes. Remove from heat and let cool before drizzling on cupcakes.
To Make the Buttercream Frosting:
Cream butter until light and fluffy. Slowly add the powdered sugar.
Add the vanilla and Jack Daniels Honey and combine thoroughly.
Add the cream a Tbsp at a time until your frosting is very light and fluffy and the correct consistency.
Using a large serrated icing tip, pipe the frosting onto cupcakes.
Garnish with the Bourbon Drizzle.